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February 12, 2020 | Costello

GFL – Page 0012

EXT. FOREST – DAY

Krunch, military pressing the maw of the dragon’s caved-in skull open, walks its lifeless tongue like it’s a red carpet and this is award night. The normally cocky Benny bends a knee to the little killer cow man.

KRUNCH
You’ve failed again, Benn’Joon.

BENNY
I know.

Krunch snorts.

BENNY
Sir! I know, sir. How did you find me, sir?

Richard sidles up to the tinytaur.

KRUNCH
That’s an important story. You see-

RICHARD
Pardon me, but-

KRUNCH
Who dares interrupt me?

RICHARD
I’m Richard. And there’s a full wind of Legion dragons on its way.

Twang! Thut.

KRUNCH
This is important. If I don’t tell the story now, I fear I will forget to get back t-

RICHARD
We really need to get to ground.

KRUNCH
Who do you think you are?

RICHARD
I’m Richard.

Twang! Twang! Twang! Thut thut thut.

RICHARD
What is that?

Richard, Benny, and Krunch turn and see a dozen Legion soldiers pierced in the heart be Cale’s arrows. More soldiers scramble for cover as Cale nocks another arrow.

CALE
Take your time!

Twang!

KRUNCH
You keep embarrassing company, Benn’Jonn.

BENNY
You’re right, of course, sir. But the ancient texts did say-

KRUNCH
I don’t need to hear about your nonsense academics, child.

RICHARD
Now who’s interrupting.

Krunch’s shoulders tighten and he forms two three-fingered fists as he glowers at the undead redeemer.

KRUNCH
I tire of your boldness, stranger.

Richard squares up to Krunch with balled fists of his own, towering over the two-foot hoofed warrior.

RICHARD
I’m. Richard!

Oh, shoot, I’m out of room. There’s, like, 50% more content left for this page. Do I just cram it in, make an extra long page? That feels like a solution, but think of how that would look In collected editions down the road…

GFL Archives

Original: LFG Page 12

First Grouping For Looks: GFL 001

Previous Grouping For Looks: GFL 011

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